Fuck: Instantly Improving your Vocabulary
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck." It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck about Mary), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a great fuck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary!). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is stupid, fuck she's an idiot.). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck."
Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:
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Greeting |
алHow the fuck are ya'?" |
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Fraud |
алI got fucked by the car dealer." |
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Resignation |
алOh, fuck it!" |
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Trouble |
алI guess I'm fucked now." |
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Aggression |
алFUCK YOU!" |
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Disgust |
алFuck me." |
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Confusion |
алWhat the fuck?" |
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Difficulty |
алI don't understand this fucking business." |
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Despair |
алFucked again." |
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Pleasure |
алI fucking couldn't be happier." |
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Displeasure |
алWhat the fuck is going on here?" |
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Lost |
алWhere the fuck are we?" |
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Disbelief |
алUNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!" |
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Retaliation |
алUp your fucking ass!" |
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Denial |
алI didn't fucking do it." |
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Perplexity |
алI know fuck all about it." |
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Apathy |
алWho relly gives a fuck, anyhow?" |
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Suspicion |
алWho the fuck are you?" |
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Panic |
алLet's get the fuck out of here." |
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Directions |
алFuck off." |
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Wonder |
алHow the fuck did you do that?" |
It can be used in an anatomical description - |
алHe's a fucking asshole!" |
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It can be used to tell time - |
алIt's five fucking thirty." |
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It can be used in business - |
алHow did I wind up with this fucking job?" |
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It can be maternal - |
алMotherfucker." |
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It can be political - |
алFuck President Clinton!" |
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:
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"What the fuck was that?" |
аMayor of Hiroshima |
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"Where did all these Indians come from?" |
аGeneral Custer |
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"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" |
аCaptain of the Titanic |
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"That's not a real fucking gun." |
аJohn Lennon |
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"Who's gonna' fucking find out?" |
аRichard Nixon |
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"Heads are going to fucking roll." |
аAnne Boleyn |
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"Any fucking idiot could understand that!" |
аAlbert Einstein |
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"It does so fucking look like her!" |
аPicasso |
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"How the fuck did you work that out?" |
аPythagoras |
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"You want what on tht fucking ceiling?" |
аMichaelangelo |
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"Fuck a duck." |
аWalt Disney |
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"I don't suppose it's going to fucking rain?" |
аJoan of Arc |
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"Scattered fucking showers my ass!" |
аNoah |
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"I need this parade like a need a fucking hole in my head." |
аJohn F. Kennedy |
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